She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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