i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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