do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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