how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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