So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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