I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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