Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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