Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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