That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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