Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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