I just cut my nipple shaving
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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