I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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