The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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