Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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