I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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