Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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