Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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