North Korea, Best Korea!
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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