just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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