If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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