dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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