i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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