I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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