in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
where are my eyebrows?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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