Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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