Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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