Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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