I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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