Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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