White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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