Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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