i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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