you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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