Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
He felt like a one man threesome
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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