you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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