I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
