No, drunk sperm still make babies.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well I just put wine in my tea
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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