margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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