Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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