i may or may not be watching the land before time
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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