He had one of those small greek statue penises
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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