i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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