it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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