I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
That's how pantless uber rides happen
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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