I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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