they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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