you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize