Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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