i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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