so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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