I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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