Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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