So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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