talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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